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octobra:

are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot

(Source: youtubeofficial)

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wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

image

(Source: shredbundy)

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perchu:

you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter
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troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god
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thefartsinourstars:

i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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dumbfricker:

obama has masturbated before

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jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 
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theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(Source: hiddentheirs)